Mr. Henry disappeared during winter break! He left a note saying something about when he's ruling the Americas that he'll keep us safe.....I don't really know what he's talking about, but I'm glad I'm on his good side! Anyway, the journalism class now has a new teacher, Ms. Psychlienabecker. She hasn't got a clue and now needs my advice on how to run The Laureate. The advisor needs my advice....ironic. Well here are my Top Five Tips on How to Run The Laureate.
1. Don't get power hungry and try to take over the Americas. Remeber, you are a high school teacher, and essentially the only thing you have power over is your students grade.
2. If the staff has a quarrel they can't solve, feel free to step in. Just becasue it's a student run newspaper doesn't mean that students are always going to make the best choices.
3. If the editors need help, make sure the staff helps them. Also make sure the editors actually ask when they need help.
4. Do NOT let the children organize a party. They are terrible at it. You should spearhead all parties and make us cookies daily.....
5. Make sure to ALWAYS bring the students presents. Everyday. Mostly me.
Heres's my last lesson and let me tell you, this is the most important thing you will ever learn.
ALWAYS trust people who like big butts. They can not lie.
Alright well those are my suggestions Ms. Psychlienabecker, take them and use them. Use the heck out of them.
1. Don't get power hungry and try to take over the Americas. Remeber, you are a high school teacher, and essentially the only thing you have power over is your students grade.
2. If the staff has a quarrel they can't solve, feel free to step in. Just becasue it's a student run newspaper doesn't mean that students are always going to make the best choices.
3. If the editors need help, make sure the staff helps them. Also make sure the editors actually ask when they need help.
4. Do NOT let the children organize a party. They are terrible at it. You should spearhead all parties and make us cookies daily.....
5. Make sure to ALWAYS bring the students presents. Everyday. Mostly me.
Heres's my last lesson and let me tell you, this is the most important thing you will ever learn.
ALWAYS trust people who like big butts. They can not lie.
Alright well those are my suggestions Ms. Psychlienabecker, take them and use them. Use the heck out of them.
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